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Elon Musk, once heralded as the Moon-whisperer and the Tesla Techno-Messiah, has finally crash-landed on Planet Reality.

Because nothing screams “stable genius” like trying to buy a frozen country.

Trump’s tariffs spark chaos: fake math, burger logic, and global backlash. EU says non, merci. Markets spiral. Welcome to 1930 v2.

"Trump's Red Carpet for Putin: Ukraine Burns, Democracy Crumbles" Well, folks, here we are. The dystopian nightmare where the “leader of...

Ahoy, Deutschland! Your new Chancellor, Friedrich Merz, has bravely taken the helm of the good ship Bundesrepublik, only to realize he’s...

Welcome to the Fox News Cinematic Universe, where up is down, war is peace, and selling out your allies is just another day in the MAGA

Gotham City had seen its fair share of villains—Joker, Riddler, Penguin—but nothing prepared it for the arrival of The Tangerine Tyrant ....

Trump’s Bizarro World: Where Victims Are Aggressors and Dictators Are Saints Welcome to yet another episode of “Reality According to...