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rump’s Greenland “deal” follows a familiar pattern: create a fake crisis, threaten escalation, declare victory, and end up with exactly what already existed. In this Daily Show–style monologue, the Greenland saga is compared to a taxi ride Trump never needed to hijack, exposing dealmaking as theater, diplomacy as collateral damage, and “I won” as a substitute for actual results.

When a federal official dresses like authoritarian fan fiction and throws chemical agents at protesters, the outfit isn’t the problem.

Satire on Trump’s “Board of Peace,” featuring global power players, villain vibes, and the eternal question: what would Batman do?

At Davos, Trump’s speech unraveled into a chaotic monologue of misnamed countries, racist stereotypes, invented dependencies, and economic absurdities. Greenland became Iceland. Allies were told they would not exist without the US. Immigrants were smeared, facts were discarded, and threats replaced policy. The room offered no applause, only silence, as the speech collapsed into incoherent belligerence.

Officials now insist the ICE shooting video is “misleading.” Kristi Noem claims agents were freeing a car from snow. JD Vance echoes the line. The footage shows neither a stuck vehicle nor a visible threat, just a shooting. Protests followed. Snowballs came later. Pepper spray came fast. Now officials are floating limits on filming ICE agents, because when evidence contradicts power, the camera becomes the problem.

A woman is killed by a federal agent. Before her body is even cold, the state brands her a “domestic terrorist.” Local authorities are pushed aside, scrutiny is treated as hostility, and accountability is framed as a threat. This is state power over people in action: lethal force first, narrative control immediately after. When the state owns the crime scene and the story, justice isn’t delayed. It’s deliberately buried.

Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in history. I will not confuse restraint with courage. I will not mistake concern for action. I will not be impressed by people in suits doing nothing very professionally. If the world insists on sleepwalking, I am allowed to be awake, angry, and correct. Breathe in clarity Exhale bullshit.

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient. The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States. We are monitoring the situation closely. Very closely. With binoculars. From a safe distance. We urge all parties to engage in dialogue, restraint, de-escalation, and other soothing words that require no action whatsoever. The European Union reaffirms its commitment to international law, democratic values, and strongly

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that la

Elon Musk, once heralded as the Moon-whisperer and the Tesla Techno-Messiah, has finally crash-landed on Planet Reality.

Because nothing screams “stable genius” like trying to buy a frozen country.

Trump’s tariffs spark chaos: fake math, burger logic, and global backlash. EU says non, merci. Markets spiral. Welcome to 1930 v2.

"Trump's Red Carpet for Putin: Ukraine Burns, Democracy Crumbles" Well, folks, here we are. The dystopian nightmare where the “leader of...

Ahoy, Deutschland! Your new Chancellor, Friedrich Merz, has bravely taken the helm of the good ship Bundesrepublik, only to realize he’s...

Welcome to the Fox News Cinematic Universe, where up is down, war is peace, and selling out your allies is just another day in the MAGA

Gotham City had seen its fair share of villains—Joker, Riddler, Penguin—but nothing prepared it for the arrival of The Tangerine Tyrant ....

Trump’s Bizarro World: Where Victims Are Aggressors and Dictators Are Saints Welcome to yet another episode of “Reality According to...