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rump’s Greenland “deal” follows a familiar pattern: create a fake crisis, threaten escalation, declare victory, and end up with exactly what already existed. In this Daily Show–style monologue, the Greenland saga is compared to a taxi ride Trump never needed to hijack, exposing dealmaking as theater, diplomacy as collateral damage, and “I won” as a substitute for actual results.

When a federal official dresses like authoritarian fan fiction and throws chemical agents at protesters, the outfit isn’t the problem.

Satire on Trump’s “Board of Peace,” featuring global power players, villain vibes, and the eternal question: what would Batman do?

A satirical, absurd account of dental implants, plastic teeth, braces, and body betrayal. Medical chaos, tight bites, and dark humor

Gynecology, but make it sci-fi horror comedy: floods, biopsies, zero dignity. Tamoxifen sucks. Being a woman is an extreme sport.

At Davos, Trump’s speech unraveled into a chaotic monologue of misnamed countries, racist stereotypes, invented dependencies, and economic absurdities. Greenland became Iceland. Allies were told they would not exist without the US. Immigrants were smeared, facts were discarded, and threats replaced policy. The room offered no applause, only silence, as the speech collapsed into incoherent belligerence.

Officials now insist the ICE shooting video is “misleading.” Kristi Noem claims agents were freeing a car from snow. JD Vance echoes the line. The footage shows neither a stuck vehicle nor a visible threat, just a shooting. Protests followed. Snowballs came later. Pepper spray came fast. Now officials are floating limits on filming ICE agents, because when evidence contradicts power, the camera becomes the problem.

A woman is killed by a federal agent. Before her body is even cold, the state brands her a “domestic terrorist.” Local authorities are pushed aside, scrutiny is treated as hostility, and accountability is framed as a threat. This is state power over people in action: lethal force first, narrative control immediately after. When the state owns the crime scene and the story, justice isn’t delayed. It’s deliberately buried.

Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in history. I will not confuse restraint with courage. I will not mistake concern for action. I will not be impressed by people in suits doing nothing very professionally. If the world insists on sleepwalking, I am allowed to be awake, angry, and correct. Breathe in clarity Exhale bullshit.

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient. The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States. We are monitoring the situation closely. Very closely. With binoculars. From a safe distance. We urge all parties to engage in dialogue, restraint, de-escalation, and other soothing words that require no action whatsoever. The European Union reaffirms its commitment to international law, democratic values, and strongly

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that la

So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On? A decaying global order. Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement.

After starting this Blog very enthusiastically, I had to take a break. But let's close out this shit show of a year with a post. Please hold... If this year had a theme, it would be: “ Please wait while we try to locate the problem. ” It all started the beginning of last year, after a business trip to the US, quietly, with exhaustion. Not the charming kind you fix with a nap or a strong coffee. The permanent kind. The kind where your body feels like it’s permanently buffering

… Trump Had Nothing to Do With It! (Rrrright) So… they axed Colbert. The one late-night host with enough spine left to roast the powers...

No Deal! Spoiler Alert:  Peace is here! Well… kind of. But it comes with a small price tag: just hand over five Ukrainian provinces,...

Welcome to the beautifully unhinged world of TikTok—where I, a middle-aged dog mom armed with sarcasm, wine.

Elon Musk, once heralded as the Moon-whisperer and the Tesla Techno-Messiah, has finally crash-landed on Planet Reality.

Because nothing screams “stable genius” like trying to buy a frozen country.

Ah, the sweet scent of corporate loyalty being set on fire. hat was the perfume I wore in November 2023.

Trump’s tariffs spark chaos: fake math, burger logic, and global backlash. EU says non, merci. Markets spiral. Welcome to 1930 v2.