Nothing To See Here. Just 1.5 Million Mentions.
- Dani Lemonade
- 1 hour ago
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The Mile High "Exoneration" and the Dirt in the Desert
Buckle up.
We’re officially at the point in the simulation where the President of the United States can look a camera in the lens on Air Force One and claim he had "nothing to do" with a man whose guestbook he basically ghost-wrote.
It’s bold.
It’s cynical.
It’s a middle finger to anyone with a memory longer than a TikTok.
The "Million-Mention" Mystery
Trump stood in the aisle of the world’s most famous plane today and told the press he’s been "totally exonerated."
His proof?
The fact that the DOJ just dumped a data-mine of files that, according to the White House, contains "nothing new."
Of course, "nothing new" is a fun way to describe over 1,000,000 mentions of his name, his properties, and his family in the unredacted files.
Congressman Jamie Raskin (check out thre Colbert Interview that "did not happen" , here : https://youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?si=0yJrp4YlOrr_1J3T ) spent this week doing the math, and the results are hilarious if you don't value your soul:
The "Poaching" Defense: Trump’s latest spin is that he only knew Epstein because the guy was "stealing" spa girls from Mar-a-Lago.
The Missing Ban:
While Trump claims he kicked Epstein out for being a "creep," unredacted emails from 2009 suggest Trump actually told lawyers he never asked Epstein to leave.
The Flight Logs:
New memos from federal prosecutors show Trump was on the "Lolita Express" many more times than previously admitted.
But sure, they were probably just discussing the best way to clean gold-plated faucets.
New Mexico’s "Truth Commission" (Pedophile Paradise Edition)
While the President is playing defense at 30,000 feet, the state of New Mexico is actually picking up a shovel.
They just unanimously voted to launch a "Truth Commission" into the Zorro Ranch.
This isn't just another committee; it’s a subpoena-slinging squad investigating rumors of a 7,500-acre "sex trafficking hub" where local girls disappeared into the desert.
There are even whispers—and a very grim 2019 email—suggesting bodies might be buried near the ranch’s private airstrip.
New Mexico is tired of waiting for the feds to do their job, and they’ve got a $2.5 million budget to find out exactly which "high-profile guests" were getting "massages" in the hacienda.
Hillary’s BBC Mic-Drop
Not to be outdone in the "I Hate That Guy" department, Hillary Clinton hopped on the BBC in Berlin to call the whole thing a "continuing cover-up." > "Get the files out," she said. "They are slow-walking it."
She’s demanding public hearings, but let’s be real:
The GOP wants the Clintons in a closed-door room so they can leak selective snippets.
Hillary and Bill are set to testify on February 26 and 27, and they’re begging for cameras.
Why? Because "sunlight is the best
disinfectant," and the Trump administration is currently behaving like a vampire in a tanning bed.
The Numbers Don't Lie (Unlike Everyone Else)
Trump’s strategy of "keep lying until they stop asking" is hitting a brick wall.
His approval rating just cratered to a second-term low of 40%. Even his base is starting to look at the three million pages of evidence and wonder why the guy who promised to "drain the swamp" is the one holding the plug.
The Bottom Line:
He says he’s exonerated.
The files say he’s a frequent flyer.
New Mexico says there are bodies in the sand.
And Hillary is waiting in the wings with a "told-you-so" that could power a small city.
Grab the popcorn.
This isn’t a trial; it’s an autopsy of the American elite.
