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Gynecology Appointment: Take 2
Gynecology, but make it sci-fi horror comedy: floods, biopsies, zero dignity. Tamoxifen sucks. Being a woman is an extreme sport.

Dani Lemonade
Jan 212 min read


Daily Affirmation
Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in history. I will not confuse restraint with courage. I will not mistake concern for action. I will not be impressed by people in suits doing nothing very professionally. If the world insists on sleepwalking, I am allowed to be awake, angry, and correct. Breathe in clarity Exhale bullshit.

Dani Lemonade
Jan 51 min read


“Re-orged, Ghosted, and Iron-Deficient: A Midlife Job Hunt Odyssey”
Ah, the sweet scent of corporate loyalty being set on fire. hat was the perfume I wore in November 2023.

Dani Lemonade
Apr 4, 20253 min read


A Survival Guide to the MeMo -Menopause Monster
Welcome to menopause, the phase of life no one properly warned us about! It’s like puberty, but instead of blossoming into a vibrant...

Dani Lemonade
Mar 11, 20253 min read


Did You Get the MeMo? Premenopause: When the Menopause Monster (MeMo) Starts Playing Dirty
Finding MeMo... So, you’re just living your life, minding your own business, and then—WHAM! One day, your body decides to betray you....

Dani Lemonade
Mar 3, 20253 min read
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