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rump’s Greenland “deal” follows a familiar pattern: create a fake crisis, threaten escalation, declare victory, and end up with exactly what already existed. In this Daily Show–style monologue, the Greenland saga is compared to a taxi ride Trump never needed to hijack, exposing dealmaking as theater, diplomacy as collateral damage, and “I won” as a substitute for actual results.

When a federal official dresses like authoritarian fan fiction and throws chemical agents at protesters, the outfit isn’t the problem.

Satire on Trump’s “Board of Peace,” featuring global power players, villain vibes, and the eternal question: what would Batman do?

A satirical, absurd account of dental implants, plastic teeth, braces, and body betrayal. Medical chaos, tight bites, and dark humor

Today I acknowledge that silence is a choice, politeness is not a virtue, and “carefully worded statements” have never stopped a single bastard in history. I will not confuse restraint with courage. I will not mistake concern for action. I will not be impressed by people in suits doing nothing very professionally. If the world insists on sleepwalking, I am allowed to be awake, angry, and correct. Breathe in clarity Exhale bullshit.

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient. The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States. We are monitoring the situation closely. Very closely. With binoculars. From a safe distance. We urge all parties to engage in dialogue, restraint, de-escalation, and other soothing words that require no action whatsoever. The European Union reaffirms its commitment to international law, democratic values, and strongly