Satire on Trump’s “Board of Peace,” featuring global power players, villain vibes, and the eternal question: what would Batman do?

For Immediate Release. Or Whenever It’s Convenient. The European Union expresses its deep concern regarding recent statements and actions by the United States. We are monitoring the situation closely. Very closely. With binoculars. From a safe distance. We urge all parties to engage in dialogue, restraint, de-escalation, and other soothing words that require no action whatsoever. The European Union reaffirms its commitment to international law, democratic values, and strongly

Zesty Lemon aftertaste 🍋 When the strongest democracy in the room treats international law like a suggestion, the people relying on that la

So What the Actual Fuck Is Going On? A decaying global order. Institutions hollowed out by selective enforcement.

Trump’s tariffs spark chaos: fake math, burger logic, and global backlash. EU says non, merci. Markets spiral. Welcome to 1930 v2.